5 FUNNY REASONS FOR BREAKUPS
We all know that breakups are not the best and are only
resorted to, when all other options doesn’t work. When a relationship doesn’t
work out at first, no one advices breakup rather, it’s advised one puts in more
effort. When break-ups happen, the bottom reason is because things are falling
apart and the center can’t hold.
Below are five funny but real reasons why breakups have happened. It may sound untrue but just try to wrap your brain around it because this isn’t fictional but true life cases.
Dressing: Two years
ago, a couple already engaged decided to dissolve their relationship and part
ways. Of course the question “Why?” would pop up at some point and the girl
said “nothing” but the guy had a different answer. He said he couldn’t put up
with the girl’s dressing anymore. Her dresses were too exposing. She was either
in a micro mini skirt, a bum short, skin tight dresses or cleavage revealing
dresses. The girl refused to change on the grounds that her parents are not
blind. Go on and date your parents. Smart girl.
Accent: This one
is funny and common too. Most girls are guilty of this one. They travel to
South Africa for a month and come with British accent. The guy in this case
from what was heard, was having none of his girl’s overly pronounced accent. Na
she go first travel out? Heard the girl went for her masters in UK for just a
year, came back and was scattering everywhere with her British accent. The guy
probably got fed up or disgraced or both and just had to call it off. Poor accented
girl.
Ambition: When one
of the parties in a relationship is overly ambitious, it might go either ways
with the other party. In this case, the guy broke up with the girl just because
she was overly ambitious. She and the guy started dating during her Youth
Service. Later, she got one masters, went and got the second one, got her PhD,
all through then, she was running a makeup business on one side and rendering
event planning services on the other. She and the guy dated for eight years but
according to the guy, on evaluation, she wasn’t the kind of person he wanted to
settle down with. She won’t just have ‘The time’.
Religiousness: Being a
pastor isn’t even a bad thing. Do you know how many girls want to get married
to a pastor? Well, this made the list since a couple of months back; a girl
brokeup with her fiancé (not boyfriend) with whom she spent three good years
just because he was too religious. I guess she was only being satisfied
spiritually and you know girls of nowadays have more needs than just spiritual.
She did her evaluation and decided she would rather date a non-religious or
less-religious person who wouldn’t follow strict religious rules and satisfy
other aspects. Good luck to her.
Wandering
Eyes: Now this made me laugh. A girl recently broke up with her man
after four years and the reason is simple and straightforward – He has
wandering eyes. Seriously? After four years?... Maybe he suddenly developed it
or something; but in truth, almost all guys have wandering eyes. You’re sitting
in a restaurant with your babe and a sensually dressed lady walks past your
table. It’s only human to see and look because sight is the nature of men. You
having a Ferrari does not mean you can’t look at a Bugatti. It’s not cheating
until you decide to take the Bugatti for a test drive behind the Ferrari.
So that’s it. Have you seen or heard some weird and funny
reasons for breakups, please share them with us in the comment section below.
Thanks
Mature Minds Talk.
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