I'M 17, SHE'S 35 BUT AGE IS JUST A NUMBER

February 28, 2014 Jaybee 0 Comments


Now, wonders they say shall never end. And love can be a pretty uncontrollable feeling at strange times.
A woman teacher who spent the night in a pupil’s bed wearing only her jeans and bra has narrowly avoided a prison sentence.
Bernadette Smith was said to be infatuated with Gary Ralston, who was 16 at the time.
That obsession cost the married 35-year-old her job and reputation, a court heard.
He said it was only the fact that she had not gone further with the boy that had saved her from a jail sentence.

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I HOPE MY FATHER DIES SOON.

February 26, 2014 Jaybee 1 Comments


I hope my father dies soon.

And while I'm at it, I might want you to die a painful death too.

I'm entirely serious on both counts.

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HAVE YOU EVER DEALT WITH SEXUAL ABUSE?!

February 26, 2014 Jaybee 0 Comments


Early on in a relationship, the sex is new and exciting and awesome. And you want it. ALL. The. Time. There’s that new love euphoria that clouds your rationality that maybe there’s more to life than being physically intimate with this person, because omg! the touching just feels so good, and he seems to love your body, and your body loves his body, and crazy awesome hormones are pumping through your veins, and it really is like being in an altered state of reality.

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ROBIN THICKE AND PAULA PATTON SPLITS AFTER 20 YEARS.

February 25, 2014 Jaybee 0 Comments


Robin Thicke, 36, and Paula Patton, 38, have split. And this has really got me screaming "Nooooo!" 'cos I can say even a blind man saw it coming.

On Monday the married couple of nine years - who were childhood sweethearts - announced they were separating.

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SEX ADVICE FROM GRANDMA

February 25, 2014 Jaybee 0 Comments


A Nerve reader's 84year old grandmother on sexual positions, STDs, and the importance of foreplay.
Written by Alison Denisco.
When I was twenty years old and dating my first serious boyfriend, my grandma Carmela asked my mother point-blank if I was still a virgin. She didn't get an answer, but I came home on my next college break to find the now-infamous Grandma Sex Letter patiently awaiting my arrival, the grandmotherly cursive writing on the back of a newsletter from her senior housing facility belying its scandalous nature. What follows is explicit yet touching advice on sex and love from my eighty-six-year-old grandma. 

Continue to read the letter. You will learn a lot :-)

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THE EX FACTOR #3

February 22, 2014 Jaybee 1 Comments


It’s not officially a federal offence to drink and drive… well, except you’re caught. But one offence you can never be scared of getting caught is to think and drive.
It was like Titi and I had exhausted our vocal creativity in the pub. Hence, we kind of found it very difficult to talk. She commented about “Passenger - Let her go” playing on the radio, I commended her for the maintenance of her ride and that was it.

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SAVE FACE OR SAVE FILES

February 22, 2014 Jaybee 6 Comments

Now, let's quickly present ourselves with a reality check:
All your company's staff are in a meeting room for the brief of your next assignments and your boss was surfing the internet. Suddenly the computer got attacked by a "Count Down Lose All" virus. All the company's files, including the back ups are going to be wiped once the count down reaches zero and there's no storage device nearby and none could get there in time.... Except this your funny looking 32GB flash drive you mistakenly left in your pocket.
Would you  save face and leave the files or would you care about the shame later and save the files?
Lolz!... You said?... Let's hear it in the comment section below!


Mature Minds Talk. 


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MAILMAN'S LAST DAY

February 22, 2014 Jaybee 0 Comments


It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, which she closed behind him, and took him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had enough, they went downstairs and she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "But what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."


Mature Minds Talk.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIHANNA

February 21, 2014 Jaybee 0 Comments

It's the famous sexy Barbados Queen, Rihanna's Birthday and she celebrated it in style with friends in Aspen, Colorado. Robyn Rihanna Fenty turned 26 on February 20 and needless to say February kids rock! Bite me!

See more photos she shared on her instagram page

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IS WHATSAPP REALLY WORTH HOW MUCH FACEBOOK PAID?

February 21, 2014 Jaybee 0 Comments


Facebook announced Wednesday its acquisition of the popular texting service WhatsApp for a staggering $16 billion, plus $3 billion in stock options for the company's founders and employees to vest over four years. For those curious, that's nine zeros, and $18 billion more than the social network paid for Instagram in 2012. Besides its clever name, WhatsApp connects users to family and friends around the globe for as close to free as you can get in this day of tiered data plans. The first year of messaging is free, with each subsequent year costing $1 to send unlimited messages, pictures, and videos to other WhatsApp users.
Like Facebook, the messaging app has a global following that's only getting bigger — over one million people sign up for WhatsApp daily. It counts 450 million monthly users, with 70 percent of those actively using the service on a daily basis, a worldwide reach Facebook is clearly eager to be included in.
WhatsApp has been candid about its refusal to bombard users with in-app advertising and insists this won't change now that it's in the Facebook fold. In a blog post, company cofounder and CEO Jan Koum explained the autonomy the service will have: "You can continue to enjoy the service for a nominal fee. You can continue to use WhatsApp no matter where in the world you are, or what smartphone you're using. And you can still count on absolutely no ads interrupting your communication."
WhatsApp may arguably be the most popular mobile communication tool around the world, but it's not the only one. TANGO, VIBER, FREE CALLS WITH MAGIC JACK, and TEXT PLUS+ are apps that could give Facebook's latest purchase a run for its $16 billion.


Mature Minds Talk.

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THE LESS PUBLIC THE BETTER?

February 21, 2014 Jaybee 0 Comments

First of all, I really don't know the number of article criticism or "Hey Stupid!" calls or mails I'm gonna be getting after posting this but I just need one of two like minded reader to share the opinion that the less public you keep your relationship, the longer it lasts. Some might start to think "Only guys who wants to cheat would want the private stuffs, but trust me the privacy you have at abundance is what sometimes, celebrities pay thousands of dollars to get. They know how important privacy is and they also didn't cherish it when they had it since it's no news that most of them worked their socks off to get into the spotlight. But sometimes, they would stop at nothing to get that precious feeling back.


That said, divorce in marriages can't really be tagged as anybody's fault 'cos I believe it's always a combined effort at failure but I just want to make a quick random pickings of the best kept under the radar celebrity marriages, and almost all are still intact as at the time of this post.


Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s wedding in June 2005 when she was expecting their first child, Violet, in a private Turks and Caicos ceremony.


In 2010, only a month after announcing their engagement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr had an undercover wedding at an undisclosed location. The couple separated in 2013.

Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig secretly wed in 2011 with only their children and two friends to witness.
 
Ryan Reynolds also secretly married his second wife, Blake Lively, in a September 2012 ceremony. This time, he swapped Vancouver for South Carolina, though.

In 2010, a very pregnant Alicia Keys wed Swizz Beatz in a secret wedding ceremony.

Despite their 11-year age difference, Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey secretly got hitched in 2008 in the Caribbean after only six weeks of dating. They now have twins together, Moroccan and Monroe.

And to cap it all off, Beyoncé Knowles and Jay Z pulled off a secret wedding in April 2008 with only close friends and family at their NYC home.

Some may now want to agree that less public is better, probably might even keep the marriage longer.
Let's hear your thoughts in the comment section below.


Mature Minds Talk.


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